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duty and devotion "I'll pay the salary you ... "Rambo in high school

Occasionally one likes to be with friends to eat and have fun remembering old times and comparing the curve of the happiness of each, are happy moments, but there is often large gatherings provided a brief moment of tension .

digestion I was doing well until a friend brought up the subject of retirement to 67 years, which resulted in budget deficits and therefore in the hackneyed phrase of a friend neocon ... " officials is Spain on" . That phrase came garnished with a multitude of anecdotes that occurred in different administrations public in the civil service went very badly.

As usual, I had to start defending our industry, this time not for the holidays, but for public services we provide. I think that, even if they are deficient, the state must ensure a range of services, which must always be public, such as education, health ... In addition, I presented the argument that ours is not a cost but an investment , we are training future generations. It depends on Spain to become a cultured country, competitive and productive.

There are people that when are no arguments, broach an immortal phrase to end the conversation and move to another subject, if possible out of it gracefully, without reason, but gracefully wielding the phrase that often provokes laughter any more. "Well, okay, okay, but I'm paying you the salary you ."

How can you think that a person who is supposed to study? If your own friends think this of you, will not do the same the rest of society? ... Although, if you look at your payroll, you will probably retain more income tax than any of your friends y. .. Do you still say we are paying the salary?

This belief in English society, gives an air of arrogance and even paternalism to anyone who suffers the services of the civil service. Instead of us to be grateful for making psychologists, counselors, educators, trainers, childcare ... many pay us this way ... This is not a heater on time is something I've been listening for a long time and has reached my fill. Some of these friends, their careers, will one day be parents and their children go to school, and some will reward us with niceties like I got it two months by a father " You are here to serve me and my son " . Obviously, I invited him to leave office immediately.

is for this that I struggle between not re-hear an argument to refute these while until we have some consideration, plan or act on frivolous and ironic bastard with certain skills, and saying, as ever heard while I smile ... "Having studied assholes ..." ; total, will continue to feel the same ...

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But what is what goes through your head to some guys ... ?

A student who attends a course of electricity is disguised as a joke rambo their peers and teachers.

"Dressed in a mountain-pass and wearing a uniform and weapons regulations also joined in the school to see him was when, in the eyes of his peers," Police came Mossad local and bulletproof "and took him to the police station to ."

"Young recognized that what happened "was very dangerous, all the real events that have happened in other countries" but said "it was like, go with toy guns dressed as a clown."

By the way, the turkey is 22, and as the head teacher " the student is not controversial nor problematic declined to no more grace."

The fault lies with the father, he just crazy, to educate in Vienam (ironic mode off )





original News: http: / / www.abc.es/20100127/sociedad-/alumno-disfrazado-rambo-desata-201001271255.html

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superorientador L @ s @ s @ s. .. mediator WTF!

Life in the classroom and the problems of adolescents have become a spectacle quite lucrative for some television. They know this and are exploiting, becoming a media circus every day in the classroom or the lives of adolescents.

last few days we can "enjoy" treasure television as "The bowl of Eve" , Generation ni-ni "or " Objective: Mediation ".

After

a hard day's work, I decided to martyr supplying a short break with viewing of the last bet Antena 3 television ... "Objective: Mediation" , big mistake to me ... He probably thought that this time a program would serve to dignify our profession, to relate to the world everyday problems of a HEI, but far from reality, my comfortable chair Ikea has had to absorb my state of curiosity, disbelief, anger, discouragement and complacency, in that order ... Return to being bystanders in a play in which we star, rompers boxes, unable misunderstood and frustrated educators.

Luckily supermiddle @ s are able to save the life of a girl who is about to commit suicide by jumping from the window of a class, they are able to remain silent in a classroom (not tread from the time in which they were ashamed of their first grains) while students, overacting, blurts out his arguments for justifying the harassment, or are able to rebuke the attitude of a director who will drive Ies the girl for the alleged theft of the laptop from a professor who had accused without any evidence ...

Why do we pay for this ...? It has made the story everyday. The other day at the dentist, the girl who greets patients, knowing that a professor (Parentheses: What the hell will care dental work ... what?) Asked me, while his eyes lit up and breathing is ragged (understanding the cause as a surprise, not crush) ... " Is it true that now the teachers are bundled with your students?" WTF!

vosotr @ s Does a student accuse without proof? , Are you as you catch supermiddle arm to enter the room?, Have you saved someone from imminent suicide at school?, Do you have an affair with a student @? , Would you have gotten a slap-like Eva-superorientadora a student to make him see that he is wrong and should react? , Have you drugged with your students? , "You pay with your students the problems of your life? , "Abrazáis often your students? , You Are you alone with them in the bathrooms?, Do you intercambiáis the phone numbers while still studying at the center in you work? ... Matías Prats would say ...

Far from dignifying our work, now it's misrepresentation. Lucky are the television networks that the chosen victim is the group that there is less united, sometimes I think that our problems would be solved if everyone had within us a little air traffic controller ... were to find out.

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class changes, opportunity to wriggle

It occurs in all sites, coinciding with changes in class, some students take the opportunity to leave. It's something that always happened, happens and will happen, and that affected at least in my heart-a clear profile of students: Students of vocational training, PCPIs, high school and some inch-those who tend to pop-classes of ESO .

In most centers, the door is closed, which is no bar to jump the fence as I told you in another post, or use the output of the teacher to achieve the much desired freedom.

The attitude of teachers to this fact is so diverse and varied, and is always consistent with the professional ethics of each or the day you've had ...


The teacher who acts correctly is like a rock in the middle of the storm. As it approaches the exit door and watch 6 or 7 students waiting for him to leave, it grows. The kids force the situation because it does not give class and no longer enrolled in the ESO, and believe in the right to leave whenever they please. However, the teacher speaks and if necessary discuss with them, but it only comes out the door, even if you walk through the door like a cat down the barriers of IES. If the situation gets out of hand and get away, this professor did not go home, re-enters the building, goes to headquarters and reported what happened. The teacher of this position is less comfortable, but more professional. Often your car or have suffered a dent pride for doing their job. So @ s! Bravo


The faculty also can see the teacher compliant, but by mid s ; are comrades who can weather the temporary and when they are involved in it. If they are under their noses with a problem, give the corn, are played type to some extent, but try to comply. However, they tend to avoid conflict situations, is more comfortable, when they do a guard break, not to wander around the sites where they know that students smoke, or wait five minutes in the department and the door is clear.


Finally, there is a teacher colleague has of students, those who do not understand that you can have a cordial relationship with their students without having to leave to fulfill your obligations. Some let them go between class and class to smoke cigarettes, or give them open while the passage offers a wry smile and jokingly rewarded with a statement like ... " Quéeee" ...?, "Already we EHHHHH? Sóissss Anda! " There is no paradox that often those who have more problems in class, but rarely you hear, except when something serious, preferring to swallow and hold rather than go head to put a funny part to the shift that has taken a class picture, he got the mp3 or has responded in a disrespectful manner. Yes, always go with a smile on his face.

Using self-criticism, to this variety, it is logical that troubled students tends to force the issue to the faculty, both in class and at the door, if not all operate the same way. Each person is different, but there are things we should be all clear: Those who can make and which not, and act accordingly . Surely we would be much better.

Now that competitions are held, perhaps the administration should consider taking a major that solves this problem ... What? Professor of Physical Education and History. On the Internet I found one I knew in my childhood ... Dolph Lundgren:

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chops teacher

We are all aware of the controversial measure University of Seville about chops and mobile use. Often I would have the power to teleport in time to attend the time when the shift madman came up with this measure. This thought is applicable to other highlights of humanity as changes in education laws, suppression of mentoring in 2 º Bachillerato and much more.

However, the absurdity of this measure should not produce any kind of animosity, we already know how this works, so you better tomárnoslo with humor. I leave a short film that I found online about the tension at the time of copying, it seems pretty good. This teacher does not have the problems that will have the teachers of the university because it is a machine ... Perhaps we should be formed to avoid the event before it occurs and we are at the mercy of a similar bill tomorrow.

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wanted to share with you @ s an email I have sent a good friend. Pick up a very original answer to the eternal debate, I'm sure you've ever had with your friend @ s @ s of other professions, on the duration of our holiday. I'll leave as you received ... I felt particularly strongly identified

Royal Charter a colleague to a friend who I take the "little theme" vacation for teachers,

do you are familiar with the situation or is pure fiction? Exaggerated, says ....

ESO! ON PURE, PURE, PURE ...
With love for you to see what this profession.

This transcript, although it seems exaggerated, it is true and accurate. This is a class with 1 º ESO (11/12 years) on a Thursday 5 th hour. It is only an example. The names of fictitious pupils for their ignorance is in the intimacy of the class.

Me: Well guys, today we will study the vocabulary of English food: Copy these 5 categories (the writing on the board) and write in each column all the words that you may know.

Amanda: In English?
Me: Yes, better than in Russian, in English.
Luis. Professor, how many categories?
I: 5. That are on the board.
Luis: I do not fit.
Me: Then try to put the sheet landscape
Luis: What does landscape?
I: Horizontal, namely: well (I show)
Juan: what title we?
Me: Try "Food", which is what I wrote on the blackboard.
Fran: I can do it in pencil?
Me: No, not you. You know that the book is only written in ink. Jessika

: How do you say cucumber?
Me: I told you to write the vocabulary that you may know. Not that I know.

Noel: "The egg is a vegetable?
Me: No, not a vegetable
Federico: what title we?
Me: I've said it twice.
Amanda: Can you put "rechicken?
Yo. No, because cabbages do not say so in English (laughs generalized)
Nieves: How do you say squid?
Me: I told you to write the vocabulary that you may know. Not that I know.

Jesus: Should we write in the notebook?
Me: Well, unless you want to write on the table ...
Ricardo, Professor, But what to do?
Me: "But you've washed ears this morning?
Nieves: I can put juice in the category of desserts?
Me: better put it in the liquid.
Fran: I can put chicken in the category of desserts?
I: In this continent, no.
............. ......... .........
........ 10 minutes

Me: Well, now let's begin. You lift your hand and saying you're going
words, I write them on the blackboard. We start with the vegetables.
(10 students raise their hand and cry all at once different
vegetables)

Broccoli!
Carrots!
Salad!
Pepination!
Eggs!
Me: I said that eggs are not a vegetable. And please, raise your hand and wait
a name that I say the word because I have 10 ears
understand you all at the same time. Arthur
not pass notes to Mary that I read the rest of the class! Arturo

: with which we started?
I: with vegetables. You go, Marisol.
Marisol. Is that I forgot the notebook at home.
I: What have you been doing these 15 minutes, child? Let's see, do you, Pepe.

Pepe

: Who, me?
Me: You're the only one Pepe's in the class, so you will be you .. Pepe
: Orange
Me: I put it in orange fruit, please.
John, Professor, the other day I heard a dirty joke, "I can tell?
Me: Well, even if through vegetables, no, you can not tell.
Mary: "This falls into the exam?
Me: Well, maybe that you have luck and then is recovering
of this class in a mental hospital, and then there is no test.
All: BIEEEEEN!
And they say we have too many holidays! I assure you that
four of these classes a day one of you so much and was thinking if protestáis jump on the train or bus.